What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:47

Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
Moonraker
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.